I Want to be Avril Lavigne’s Boyfriend
I’m a sucker for crappy catchy pop songs. As long as everything rhymes and there’s a good melody, I’m good to go. Meaningful lyrics? Overrated. Talent? I’ve got that covered. The epitome of good music is something that makes you happy, gets you friends, (and lovers if you’re in the band), and makes you want to sing it in the shower, on the street, wherever.
There’s a new song out that has lyrics on the lines of:
Don’t pretend
I think you know
I’m damn precious
And hell yeah
I’m the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I’m right
( I’m right I’m right I’m right)
She’s like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about
Pretty good, right? Kind of makes me want to be her boyfriend.