Best Commercial Ever
A car suddenly comes to a screeching halt for absolutely no reason. Something hits it.
Driver: WTF WAS THAT??
Passenger: OMG IT MUST BE A GIANT FREAKING EAGLE LANDING ON YOUR CAR!
It’s a giant freaking eagle landing on the car.
Giant Freaking Eagle: HI MY NAME IS EAGLEMAN I’VE COME TO GIVE YOU A SWEET DEAL ON CAR INSURANCE! PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT I PROBABLY JUST DAMAGED YOUR CAR IN THE PROCESS! BUT DON’T TAKE IT FROM ME, HERE’S MY PARTNER TO TELL YOU MORE!
Eagleman lays an egg on the car. The egg spontaneously hatches and out comes… E.T. CHICKEN!!!
Women: OMG, look at those low rates in the mouth of that E.T. chicken that instantaneously hatched after being laid by a giant male eagle that landed on our car after we stopped for absolutely no reason! But let’s ignore that part and focus on the rates instead! YAY KAWAI!!!