A Wagon For Me, Says Jim
I always knew there was something about Jim, my rowing buddy. Yup, I found out today. Jim’s a wagonsexual.
Having been rejected and friend-zoned by countless women throughout his life, he has realized that it was never his fault… for his destiny with a biped was not to be. But let’s let him do the introductions.
Little red wagon of dreams. She’s my little red wagon of dreams. I wanna spend the rest of my life With my little red wagon of dreams. I once loved a woman that had two feet, Almost asked her to be my wife. But now I realize that I wasn’t complete Until you rolled into my life. How are you better? Where to begin. Plastic women have no lasting appeal. I’ll trade all of their smooth ‘n soft skin, For your certified die-cast steel. Oh she’s my little red wagon of dreams.
–Jim Liepkalns
I took the movie off this page since it was loading every time, but here’s a link to it.