Big Brown Obnoxious Sunglasses
I’ve been seeing a lot too many of these lately:
How could these silly sunglasses have possibly become so popular? Just about every “in” girl on campus dons a pair of these. When first designed, they were probably justly deemed ridiculous and were about to be thrown out when a teenage girl saw it and decided it looked good on her. The world has been worse off ever since.
After years of ignorance, I have finally realized that fashion does not make any sense. As such I will not even attempt to rationalize why girls love these things. One day, I will have a go at it myself and design something ridiculous for everyone to wear. Until then, I just have one thing to say, and I don’t think I’m alone: those glasses look absurd on 80% of you.