The Girlfriend Problem

In the society I live in, attracting the opposite sex is an important aspect of a young man’s life. There is great peer pressure to not only have a girlfriend, but to have her be a looker as well. Since there are only so many hot girls, this is a problem for many guys.

The obvious solution is to tell yourself that your peers are wrong about a lot of things and that this is one of them, but everyone knows that this is a copout.

Another solution is to get a plainer looking girlfriend and say that it’s what’s inside that matters, but deep down you really want that other girl; you know, the one who smells like jungle gardenia and makes you wish you were a little more handsome.

A clever solution would be to act like a pimp and not have a girlfriend, since everybody know pimps have too many girls around to commit to one. Problem solved, but who are you kidding?

As you have probably figured out, the best way to solve this problem is to actually get a hot girlfriend. There are great risks involved, including rejection, embarrassment, permanent loss of self-esteem, and being joke fodder for all her friends for months to come. If you decide the benefits outweigh the risks, proceed to make your move! If honesty is a concern, refrain from using too much alcohol, and don’t tell her you have a terminal disease. Remember, if that dumb fat guy can land one, so can you!